ZANE
GAMIN
&
ZANE
GAMIN
Celebrate with Me
ONE MAN. TWO GROOMS. ZERO COMPROMISE.
Whenever Zane is ready
The Hall of Mirrors
Somewhere inside his own head
The Main Character Event
When he finally stops admiring the groom
A small ceremony followed by a large amount of self-congratulation.
Both vows begin: "I knew I was the one."
Other Events
Backyard Zane
THE REHEARSAL
Zane practices saying "I do."
Zane interrupts to say "I also do."
Yard Games
THE COMPETITION
Singles pickleball, against himself.
Somehow, both Zanes accuse the other of cheating.
The Main Event
THE COMMITMENT
One man walks down the aisle twice.
The officiant has several questions.
The Party
THE RECEPTION
First dance: three minutes of prolonged eye contact with a mirror.
The best man speech is also by Zane.
All day Skydiving
THE HONEYMOON
A tandem jump with himself.
The instructor has asked us to stop calling.
The Full Schedule
Before the ceremony
Hair, makeup, and reassuring the groom that the other groom is absolutely obsessed with him.
During the ceremony
Processional. Vows. Vows again.
"You may now compliment the groom."
After the ceremony
Separate checks for the honeymoon.
Neither Zane brought his wallet.
honeymoon and me
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT REGISTRY
Q & A
LASER LEMON #FFFF00
UNHINGED PINK #FF007F
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